Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won’t Stop Growing

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Cobin Millage

Cobin stood there, watching the grass. It didn’t appear to be moving at all. But he wasn’t fooled, for he knew the truth. It was coming for him. It was relentless. ‘F*ck this grass. Grass is lame,’ said Cobin as he threw down the hedge trimmers and lifted a can of hairspray and a lighter. ‘F*ck you, grass,’ he mumbled as the flames began to fly. ‘Cobin Millage has become an expert’ (Chortle.co.uk). ‘This is anti-comedy… Inside baseball for freaks of the stand-up form’ (Comedy.co.uk).

Dates

AUG 1-12, 14-24 at 20:45 (50 min)

Entry

Pay What You Can – £2.50, £5, £7.50 and £10

Genre

Comedy

Warnings

Audience participation, Strong language/swearing, Pay What You Can in advance to guarantee entry or turn up at the venue for free, with the option of donating at the end of the show. Your Pay What You Can ticket options are: £5, £7.50, £10 and £12.50

Additional Information

Venue Age Restriction: Strictly 18+ after 18:00

Age Suitability

18+ (Restriction)

Accessibility and enhanced performances

Wheelchair Access, Wheelchair Accessible Toilets

Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket

Policy applies to: Children under 18 months

May not apply to all performances. Additional information about accessible performances, and space accessibility, can be found on the Dates and Venue tabs on this page. Further accessibility information can also be found on our Accessibility page.

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Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won’t Stop Growing

Cobin Millage

Cobin stood there, watching the grass. It didn’t appear to be moving at all. But he wasn’t fooled, for he knew the truth. It was coming for him. It was relentless. ‘F*ck this grass. Grass is lame,’ said Cobin as he threw down the hedge trimmers and lifted a can of hairspray and a lighter. ‘F*ck you, grass,’ he mumbled as the flames began to fly. ‘Cobin Millage has become an expert’ (Chortle.co.uk). ‘This is anti-comedy… Inside baseball for freaks of the stand-up form’ (Comedy.co.uk).

Dates

AUG 1-12, 14-24 at 20:45 (50 min)

Entry

Pay What You Can – £2.50, £5, £7.50 and £10

Genre

Comedy

Warnings

Audience participation, Strong language/swearing, Pay What You Can in advance to guarantee entry or turn up at the venue for free, with the option of donating at the end of the show. Your Pay What You Can ticket options are: £5, £7.50, £10 and £12.50

Additional Information

Venue Age Restriction: Strictly 18+ after 18:00

Age Suitability

18+ (Restriction)

Accessibility and enhanced performances

Wheelchair Access, Wheelchair Accessible Toilets

Babes in arms policy: Babies do not require a ticket

Policy applies to: Children under 18 months

May not apply to all performances. Additional information about accessible performances, and space accessibility, can be found on the Dates and Venue tabs on this page. Further accessibility information can also be found on our Accessibility page.

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